From the office of the Command Sergeant Major, Mess Services:
The Location of the Mess Hall during this deployment is Magnolia AB
The Mess Hall hours are as follows:
Friday 14 Nov:
- 1200-0400 (Sat): 1200-0400 All recruits with Issued IDs Convention Badge)
- 1500-0300: Happy Hour (Bheer avialable to all "of age" recruits)
Saturday 15 Nov:
- 0930-0400 (Sun): All recruits with Issued IDs.
- 1500-0300: Happy Hour (Bheer avialable to all "of age" recruits)
Sunday 16 Nov:
- 1030-1500 All recruits with Issued IDs.
- 1200-1400: Happy Hour (Bheer avialable to all "of age" recruits)
Attention All
Recruits!!!!
During your stay on base here we will have a "Mess Hall" open for your
nourishment and pleasure. We will be offering a selection of food and
drink exclusively to all of you recruits (Convention Members). We will be
offering Bheer (Earth Lingo for substance that makes you feel warm and fuzzy)
for those who can prove they're of legal age (21 of Earth's Standard Solar
Cycles). Bheer Officers will be on duty during the designated times for
Happy Hour. We will be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready for Staff
and Contractors (Dealers) extra early.
So, how do I gain admittance to the "Mess Hall"? To enter before
hours, you must have "Proper Clearance." An "Issued ID" (Convention Badge)
that proves you are a Contractor (Dealer) or Staff member. We will be
checking all "clearances" at the door. For all the other recruits wanting
entry into the "Mess Hall" during the designated times, you will need to have
your "Issued ID" (Convention Badge); this will serve as your clearance. We
will have MPs at the doors to confirm you have the appropriate security
clearance. Those who wish to imbibe in the selection of Bheer will be
required to not only show your "Issued ID", but you must have your genuine,
local government-issued Driver's License or State ID. This is to confirm
that you are the actual person identified on the back of your "Issued ID".
As with all other clubs, we too have rules, which operate in conjunction with
the general Con Rules:
- You must have your "Issued ID" (Convention Badge) at all times in the "Mess
Hall".
- There will be ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING permitted in the "Mess Hall", nor
will there be a Smoking Quarters area setup. Smoking is allowed 15 feet from the
airlocks at the Base perimeter (Outside the Hotel).
- No RED CUPS (cups we are using for the "Bheer") will be allowed IN OR OUT of the Club.
- All will be carded and stamped by our MPs
- You will clean up after yourselves (YOUR MOTHER DOES NOT
LIVE HERE SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF). Anyone caught not
following this order will be assigned KP (Kitchen Patrol) duty or drop and give
me 20! (Push-ups, that is).
Note: Even if you have a stamp, we may still ask to see your local
government-issued Driver's License or State ID.
Note also: We reserve the right to add rules as needed and will not
hesitate to pull Your Issued ID if necessary.